Images from College Football: Week One

Don't start crying now, Dabo. We all know that once you start, you can't stop. (photo from USATSI)

Come on in, big guy. That play deserves a patented Mariota Hug. I know, it's not catchy. Title's a work in progress.(photo from USATSI)

What? Did one of you guys say something?! WHAT?! HELLO?! OH GOD I'M DEAF! MAWP! MAWP! (photo from USATSI)

Look at #68. He's so jealous of what those two have. The passion. The romance. The ability to jump really high. (photo from USATSI)

You da man? Nah, nah, nah, Mizzou da man! I love it when a rhyme comes together. (photo from USATSI)

I don't know what's going on here, but it's definitely more punk rock than anything else in North Dakota. (photo from USATSI)

I didn't know student athletes could use medical marijuana. Man, California is hella chill. (photo from USATSI)

Nobody move, I dropped my glasses! I can't see without them! Hey guy who's ass I sacked, you seen my glasses?! (photo from USATSI)

Ooh, a butterfly! I'm gonna catch it and show it to grammy! (photo from USATSI)

This looks like that glitch in video games where certain NPCs are standing above the ground. An appropriate metaphor for Illinois football. (photo from USATSI)