October 29, 2014 [Gallery] Week Nine in Pictures October 29, 2014/ Aaron Weiss Maty, you don't have to keep up this charade. We all know you can't throw the ball. Stop lying to yourself. Sallah from Radiers of the Lost Ark is looking pretty swole I dunno, it's about yea big. Girth-wise, I mean. I'd need a yardstick for the length. It's a big TV. I am Ozymandias, destroyer of mediocre Big Ten teams! Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! Finally, Lane Kiffin's offense has reached full singularity, with Lane Kiffin inserting himself as quarterback. Dreams do come true. Tim Beckman just wants to fly away from Illinois' problems. I just want to fly away from having to watch Big Ten football. Finally, Mississippi State has won the Pedophilia Bowl! Today's gallery is brought to you by Wisconsin Tubas®. If you're going to play a tuba, make it a Wisconsin Tuba® Sir, when you said you were going to "coach like a dwarf", this is not what any of us expected. We didn't know what to expect, honestly. Brady Hoke, obviously deep in thought, wondering if he has time to run back to his car and grab that corn dog he bought at the Circle K. "Son, you played a heckuva game today, and I wanted to say... are you listening to me?" "Sorry, my baby blue eyes and perfect hair can only hear panties dropping, bro." Sunshine from Remember the Titans isn't looking to shabby, either.